Recently I’ve been having a semi-debate with a friend of my sister’s on Facebook about Apple Macintosh computers.   I followed the debate up by having a laugh at the Get A Mac advertisements on television.   I have to give Apple their dues… those ads are side splittingly hilarious!   So obviously I started to look for anti-Mac ads.   I came across this one…

One of the funnier things are some of the comments on Youtube…

MetallKaos
another thing you cant do if you own a mac is shut the fuck up about why your machine is better. it’s actually only a better machine if you’re a hippy making collages of flowers. A friend of mine told me that he’s going to buy a mac and just put vista on it, so he wins twice. except macs are probably more expensive than a custom computer with more power than a mac? can even compute without crashing.

GuitarSheder595
If you’re a damned retard than a mac is for you, because it has all those pretty buttons and ‘easy’ to? use interfaces, but what people don’t realize is that they’re pieces of crap. They freeze up all the time, all they can do is edit photos and videos and they cause a crap load of money. You can get can a normal mac desktop for like $2000 while you can get a decked out pc for like $800-$1000. Overall fuck off macs.

jorman62194
Haha..i totally agree with what all of you say. This crap is so gay how mac people think they are god. Face the facts….MACS SUCK. i love it when my neighbors mac locks up..and he calls me over to fix it. Yeh..and the nice HP next to him is happily working while my best friend is laughing at his dad with his garbage imac. YAY PC…btw W 7..same thing as vista..its Vista SP2.. but cuz vista has a bad name…ppl like? 7 better…same thing..Vistas are good…as long as u no what to fix

TeamSwitzerland1
PC= easy? and fun
MAC= hard and ‘fun’ and expensive and slow and crossover and errors and no downloading crap and no damned right clicking and the damned speak function that won’t shut the fuck up and crap and crap and bullcrap and crapty piece of crap and some more crap!
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And PCs= simple.

EBKemanon
So there I was looking at the Mac Pro. Sure was expensive,? but the site said it was so powerful! Then I realized I was using a PC vastly more powerful than that, and that combined with my printer, scanner, monitor and all other accessories had come out to cost less than half the basic price of the Mac Pro!

That sure is some Apple Tax!

Apple: A tax on the ignorant.

Here’s a funny video entitled ‘Mac morons can’t talk without using their hands’…

Like holy cow man…   I now wish more than ever that I could get British prime time television here in Canada.   I’ll let the videos speak for themselves…

I used to idolise Arnie back when he made movies. Then when I found out his old man was a member of the Nazi Party I disliked him.   I then disliked him even more after he refused clemency for Tookie Williams (who I used to think was innocent of the crimes for which he was being executed).

But since he became Governor of California my admiration for him has shot through the roof.   Contrary to popular opinion he isn’t a muscle-bound meathead but is extremely intelligent. Check out the following Youtube video of him speaking at CSULB:

The thing that’s given me the most admiration for him is his willingness to go against the previous White House adminstration on various issues about greenhouse gas emissions. He’s also converted a Humvee he owns to use Hydrogen which apparently cost him $21,000 for the conversion.

Check out this story about the California Hydrogen Highway Network initiative.

I don’t see many other politicians around the world putting words about the environment into action like Arnie is.

I was going to the gym about three weeks ago and one of the regular OAP’s that goes there was in the gym room before me – bare-assed naked.   His balls were hanging down between his legs as he was bent over and they were literally the biggest testicles I’ve ever seen in my life. THEY WERE HUGE!

If you’ve ever seen Jackass where Johnny Knoxville dresses up as an old man, and gets fake ol man balls in his shorts you’ll know what I mean.

Two scenarios ran through my head – either the guy’s got a crapload of kids all over the place, or he doesn’t get off very often.   Any females want to give him a mercy job?

This blog is coming at you from the Pacific Palisades Hotel in downtown Vancouver.   Lorraine was on a business trip and invited me along and so along I flew.  

The mountains are definitely something awe inspiring when you first see them.   Vancouver at night is similar to what I’m sure foreigners feel about London at night, or how I feel about Piccadilly at night.   The fact that there’s a French Connection store here says a lot about the type of city it is.

Also I’ve met a lot of Yanks – all of them have been nice… but no matter where you are, you can always tell an American even when they don’t speak.

I took a walk today whilst Lorraine was in the business meeting and it started raining.   During that walk I bought what I call a ‘Spike’ tshirt.   It’s white with block black letters with a black arrow pointing downwards that says ‘Get It Here’.   If you’ve seen the movie ‘Notting Hill’ you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

Reckon  we’re going to hit a casino tonight and check out the aquarium with the whales tomorrow.

Lorraine thinks I’m crazy, but I’m determined to swim in the Pacific Ocean even though it’s probably below freezing temperature!