Ryan Paul

Proud to be British

Lance Corporal Matthew Croucher, a Royal Marine Reservist, displays the rucksack that absorbed most of the explosion when he dived on a live grenade to save his comrades in Afghanistan [Picture: PO (Phot) Terry Seward]

Every once in a while I’m reminded of how excellent British people are.   I was reading the news and saw that a group of four Royal Marines were on patrol clearing a compound when the lead Marine Lance Corporal Matthew Croucher activated a trip wire with a live grenade.   He threw himself on the grenade using Read more...

Black Legend – You See The Trouble With Me

Kermit Sings Elton John

British coppers need to get with the times

When are British people going to get over this bullcrap tradition of our cops not carrying guns?   Back in the day the image of a British bobby without a firearm might have been charming but not anymore.

I just read this story about two British coppers in Croydon who got the crap kicked out of them by a mob for asking two little delinquent bitches to pick up litter.   That mob could quite easily have killed those two officers.

If that happened in Canada or the United States, those bitches would have been shot along with all their pissant friends.     Too bad those little fuckers didn’t get shot – they’ll probably end up in jail for robbing some old lady’s house or dealing drugs or some shyt.

We need to arm our police officers and arm them soon!

I’m Metis – L Christian Goulet

Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 6

Daisy and Onslow’s daughter Stephanie is having her baby christened. When her car breaks down, Hyacinth and Richard volunteer to go pick her up and bring her to the church, but they are unprepared for what awaits them.

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Bell Biv Devoe – Poison

Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 5

Daisy tries to convince Onslow that she’s found herself a seventeen-year-old “toyboy”, in an attempt to make him jealous but Onslow doesn’t seem to take any notice.

‘The Ladies’ Circle’ are expecting a guest speaker at the church hall but to their dismay, Hyacinth decides to take charge of the arrangements.

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Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 4

Hyacinth’s father strangely seems to have become engaged and his ‘fiancee’ has moved herself into his bedroom at Daisy’s house! Hyacinth is called round to sort things out and get rid of the woman.

Rose’s love life also causes problems.

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