Michael Jackson impersonators

About nineteen months ago I put up a post with a collection of the best Michael Jackson impersonators I’ve seen.  Since then most of the videos have been taken down by their users.

Aside from the recent furore I’ve been a die-hard Jackson fan for the last twenty-five years and have listened to his music every day for pretty much the entire twenty-five years.  Check my mp3 player in my car and you’ll find at least half a dozen songs on there plus another half dozen remixes.  I’ve watched many many Michael Jackson impersonators.  By far two of the best I’ve ever seen were some teenager who was performing at a highschool dance – the vid was on Youtube and the user removed it.  The other one of course is Suleman Mirza who was on Britain’s Got Talent – his original performance blew me away.

Because the previous list got ruined by people removing their vids I decided to recreate it with different people.

Off the bat, this guy ‘Hafid’ is brilliant.  If he used dress pants instead of jeans, had a fullsize fedora hat, and sharpened up his moves just ever so slightly he’d be close to the best.

Here he is in Times Square… even with crappy quality you can see he’s got the moves down!

This guy Ben Jackson would be awesome if he wasn’t so bloody tall.

The height is getting in his way – longer legs makes it harder to do the moves.

Apple Macs suck

Recently I’ve been having a semi-debate with a friend of my sister’s on Facebook about Apple Macintosh computers.  I followed the debate up by having a laugh at the Get A Mac advertisements on television.  I have to give Apple their dues… those ads are side splittingly hilarious!  So obviously I started to look for anti-Mac ads.  I came across this one…

One of the funnier things are some of the comments on Youtube…

MetallKaos
another thing you cant do if you own a mac is shut the fuck up about why your machine is better. it’s actually only a better machine if you’re a hippy making collages of flowers. A friend of mine told me that he’s going to buy a mac and just put vista on it, so he wins twice. except macs are probably more expensive than a custom computer with more power than a mac? can even compute without crashing.

GuitarSheder595
If you’re a f**king retard than a mac is for you, because it has all those pretty buttons and ‘easy’ to? use interfaces, but what people don’t realize is that they’re pieces of shit. They freeze up all the time, all they can do is edit photos and videos and they cause a shit load of money. You can get can a normal mac desktop for like $2000 while you can get a decked out pc for like $800-$1000. Overall fuck off macs.

jorman62194
Haha..i totally agree with what all of you say. This shit is so gay how mac people think they are god. Face the facts….MACS SUCK. i love it when my neighbors mac locks up..and he calls me over to fix it. Yeh..and the nice HP next to him is happily working while my best friend is laughing at his dad with his garbage imac. YAY PC…btw W 7..same thing as vista..its Vista SP2.. but cuz vista has a bad name…ppl like? 7 better…same thing..Vistas are good…as long as u no what to fix

TeamSwitzerland1
PC= easy? and fun
MAC= hard and ‘fun’ and expensive and slow and crossover and errors and no downloading crap and no f**king right clicking and the f**king speak function that won’t shut the fuck up and shit and crap and bullcrap and shitty piece of shit and some more shit!
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And PCs= simple.

EBKemanon
So there I was looking at the Mac Pro. Sure was expensive,? but the site said it was so powerful! Then I realized I was using a PC vastly more powerful than that, and that combined with my printer, scanner, monitor and all other accessories had come out to cost less than half the basic price of the Mac Pro!

That sure is some Apple Tax!

Apple: A tax on the ignorant.

Here’s a funny video entitled ‘Mac morons can’t talk without using their hands’…

Wotever

I reckon it’s definitely a positive thing that the Pakistani military is sending helicopter gunships to help the civilians who are banding together to fight the Taliban. With a nuclear arsenal – it’s quite obvious to anyone with a  brain that Pakistan is the greatest threat to world peace.  It’s immensely reassuring that Pakistan’s considerable population are against the Taliban.

According to this next news story… smoking costs the NHS more than £5billion a year.  I’ve been saying all along that smokers shouldn’t get free health care.  Let them pay their own damn costs instead of the taxpayer.  Makes me sick that non-smokers should have to pay to help people who voluntarily and willingly ruin their own health!

Another story reports that Gordon Brown imposed a ridiculous spending limit in Afghanistan during 2006, which basically restricted the British Army in doing things like fighting, patrols, etc.  That sort of stupid incompetence is one reason why Britain’s cabinet is all fucked up right now.

On a good note… I go for Basic Military Qualification in Winnipeg on July 2nd, and then off to Soldier Qualification during August.