Ryan Paul
Archive for April, 2009
Ultimate Fighter : US vs UK
Everytime I see something on television where the United Kingdom is pitted against the United States of America I get happy – whether our side wins or loses. But it’s a particular pleasure when our side has more charisma and presence than the Yanks – yes, I’m talking about the Ultimate Fighter : US vs UK.
Back in the U.K I pretty much hated anyone with a northern accent – but on this show I find myself loving the fact that scouse accents can be heard when those Yank twats are acting like arseholes and drawing on people’s boots. I LOVE BRITISH ACCENTS!
I’m so used to seeing silly persons on television with North American accents trying to act hard, so it’s definitely awesome to see someone on television from home who is actually hard, and not just acting hard.
An Old Man’s Testicles
I was going to the gym about three weeks ago and one of the regular OAP’s that goes there was in the gym room before me – bare-assed naked. His balls were hanging down between his legs as he was bent over and they were literally the biggest testicles I’ve ever seen in my life. THEY WERE HUGE!
If you’ve ever seen Jackass where Johnny Knoxville dresses up as an old man, and gets fake ol man balls in his shorts you’ll know what I mean.
Two scenarios ran through my head – either the guy’s got a crapload of kids all over the place, or he doesn’t get off very often. Any females want to give him a mercy job?
Various Stuff
Comments
- Wiesetiffiny: toay i was sittin down my pant
- : Operation Ajax... the operati
- Jester: Would love to get my hands on
- Justreal: fickle things those ribs huh.
- Justreal: oops-should be #their grandpar
- Justreal: u need to keep better company
- : Ha ha, what a hot topic. I h
- Celena332: White skin and blue and green
- : Thank you for your opinion.
- Sally: You are a complete idiot.
