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Archive for July, 2008

Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 5

Daisy tries to convince Onslow that she’s found herself a seventeen-year-old “toyboy”, in an attempt to make him jealous but Onslow doesn’t seem to take any notice.

‘The Ladies’ Circle’ are expecting a guest speaker at the church hall but to their dismay, Hyacinth decides to take charge of the arrangements.

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Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 4

Hyacinth’s father strangely seems to have become engaged and his ‘fiancee’ has moved herself into his bedroom at Daisy’s house! Hyacinth is called round to sort things out and get rid of the woman.

Rose’s love life also causes problems.

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Keeping Up Appearances Youtube Series

After posting the interview of Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift, I’ve started a series of posts with full episodes on Youtube.

If you fancy some splendid side-splitting comedy from England, .

Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 3

Hyacinth drags Richard off for a day out in the country – On the way, she decides to visit her father. She doesn’t get to see him because he has ‘escaped’ from Daisy and Onslow’s house by climbing down a drainpipe dressed as “Captain Midnight”! Apparently, he’s gone to save the woman at the Post Office from a “fate worse than death”.
Hyacinth and Richard then visit a stately home. Hyacinth insists on hanging around the “family area”, hoping to meet the nobility; To her dismay, Onslow, Daisy and Rose turn up, forcing them to make a hasty exit! Read more...

Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 2

As Hyacinth prepares to have the new vicar over for tea, Rose threatens to commit suicide and their father runs off with a gypsy woman.

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Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 1

Hyacinth Bucket makes her debut in this series premiere as a pretentious, middle-class housewife determined to hide her less-than-fastidious relations from the public. Through a series of events, Hyacinth learns the “naked” truth about her father and his sexual escapades, yet is determined to cover it up. When her timid neighbour Elizabeth is invited over for tea, Hyacinth subjects her mercilessly to the suffocating effects of her hospitality, culminating in Elizabeth dropping the china in her mounting nervousness. Throughout the episode, Hyacinth’s husband Richard obeys his wife’s demands painfully but meekly. Hyacinth does not hesitate to express her opinions and disdain for all that is less than orderly and sophisticated, like her. Read more...

Native news stories moved to a new site

For those who didn’t see the huge announcement box in the last few days, I’ve moved the Native news stories and articles to a completely seperate domain. You can check out Intertribal Times for everything concerning indigenous people that was on my website.

Policing in Treaty #3

I posted an Editorial Article on Policing in Treaty #3 over at Intertribal Times.   After having known some of the Treaty #3 peelers for a while, and having some inside info, I tried to tell it exactly like it is without personal bias.

Searching for 12 Years For This Song

Way back in the day I used to watch the Eurovision song contest religiously. I didn’t care what language the entries in it. There was something irresistable about the way it was a European thing and it was all in good spirit. Something the Yanks weren’t part of.

Anyway… this song is from Eurovision Song Contest 1996, Portugal’s entry by Lucia Moniz. It’s called ‘O meu coraà §Ãƒ £o nà £o tem cor’. I have no idea why it stuck in my head these last twelve years, as I can’t even understand the lyrics, and it’s not even musically great. But stick in my head it has… and finally I can put this issue that’s been bugging me for 12 years to rest, now that I know the singer and song name.