Ryan Paul

Archive for July, 2008


Political Stuff

Everyone’s heard about the rescue of the French and Colombian  hostage Ingrid Betancourt from Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia. As it came out later, one of the Colombian soldiers was stupid enough to wear a Red Cross emblem.

Obviously the idiot didn’t realise he’s putting Red Cross workers across the world at risk, and almost certainly Red Cross workers in Colombia, as well as breaking international law.  What’s even worse is it seems President Uribe is allowing the soldier to go unpunished.  That bothers me.

I’m delighted to hear that the British Ministry of Defence is doubling the compensation paid to seriously wounded soldiers. The maximum payment will increase to £570,000, on top of a guaranteed income payment for life.  Finally our boys are starting to get justly compensated for their sacrifices.

Lastly… a rather beautiful British soldier called Katrina is due to compete for Miss England.  Never thought a dirty woman could be so attractive.

Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 6

Daisy and Onslow’s daughter Stephanie is having her baby christened. When her car breaks down, Hyacinth and Richard volunteer to go pick her up and bring her to the church, but they are unprepared for what awaits them. Read more...

Funny Comments

I read a story on CBC News about an American border guard firing at a few people who assaulted him by trying to punch him out. Read more...

Bell Biv Devoe – Poison

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Great Football Video Clips

Spent a while surfing Youtube for the best football moments. I think I’ve compiled a pretty good list here.

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Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 5

Daisy tries to convince Onslow that she’s found herself a seventeen-year-old “toyboy”, in an attempt to make him jealous but Onslow doesn’t seem to take any notice.

‘The Ladies’ Circle’ are expecting a guest speaker at the church hall but to their dismay, Hyacinth decides to take charge of the arrangements. Read more...

Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 4

Hyacinth’s father strangely seems to have become engaged and his ‘fiancee’ has moved herself into his bedroom at Daisy’s house! Hyacinth is called round to sort things out and get rid of the woman.

Rose’s love life also causes problems. Read more...

Keeping Up Appearances Youtube Series

After posting the interview of Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift, I’ve started a series of posts with full episodes on Youtube.

If you fancy some splendid side-splitting comedy from England, .

Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 3

Hyacinth drags Richard off for a day out in the country – On the way, she decides to visit her father. She doesn’t get to see him because he has ‘escaped’ from Daisy and Onslow’s house by climbing down a drainpipe dressed as “Captain Midnight”! Apparently, he’s gone to save the woman at the Post Office from a “fate worse than death”.
Hyacinth and Richard then visit a stately home. Hyacinth insists on hanging around the “family area”, hoping to meet the nobility; To her dismay, Onslow, Daisy and Rose turn up, forcing them to make a hasty exit! Read more...

Keeping Up Appearances – Episode 2

As Hyacinth prepares to have the new vicar over for tea, Rose threatens to commit suicide and their father runs off with a gypsy woman. Read more...